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animalstalkinginallcaps:

ATIAC will return on Wednesday, December 14th because I have to work for 12 hours today.

As usual, I am drunk in this video, so it is seven and a half minutes long (which is like … six years in internet time). I apologize. I really only make videos when I’m drunk.

TL;DW Version: “Seattle is cold. I’m in love. Can I please have a dollar? I might get to write a real book. Nobody likes advertisements. You are really great.”

I hate interrupting the neverending stream of chatty wildlife. I wouldn’t do it if it wasn’t important to me. Whether or not you donate, I love you and I think you smell nice. I want to go to a coffeeshop with you and make fun of scones.

Thank you for reading. 

This guy. I donated three dollars to him about 4 minutes into the video because minus the entire awesomeness of ATIAC this video alone and the “I want to go to a coffeeshop with you and make fun of scones” compelled me to. It reminds me of William Goldman’s forever long hilarious introduction to “The Princess Bride”(you know the book).

Anyway “have a lovely…whatever”

  1. oncemoreforluck reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    this is so sweet oh my god
  2. nurse-killjoy reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    Sigh.
  3. frankkiej reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    Oh god. I love him
  4. musicquoteslyricsstuff reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    hahaha! “ambient moisture...give away money, give it...this...
  5. lokidemon reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    This guy. I donated three dollars to him about 4 minutes into the video because minus the entire awesomeness of ATIAC...
  6. littlebitsoflust reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  7. nameissteve reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    Bam. This guy. Because he deserves it.
  8. rightpropervillain reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    Please, if you can, help this guy out. It’s only a buck.
  9. mydesperatedesires reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    Paypal account or anything, but if...do, consider it. It’s
  10. brassmask reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  11. georgeblahden reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    I love you, I donated, go get married and be happy. And also, everyone else donate as well because he is lovely and so...
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  13. tanisafan reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps and added:
    For Christmas, I am sending this guy $10 to go towards his plane ticket, so he can go see the woman he loves and talk to...