a very real world reaction to the superhero concept
Realest Shit Ever
My first child gonn learn
Just because you have the funds, doesn’t mean you should always use them
specifically for food
I always spend my spare money on food lol. Oh, I have more in my account then I thought? Great, I’ll go buy sushi! I’m currently saving up for a quiche and pie party I’m throwing in May when I really should be saving for a car. Considering how frivolous I can be with my money, it’s shocking I have enough to get by.
In the winter Dalton and I crumble and it’s a miracle we don’t break up and wallow in our own separate miseries, but it doesn’t feel like a miracle until the spring. In the spring we’re happy and loving and cuddly and things feel right. All doubts scheduled to dissipate until November.
Dammit, Ollie, you’d better not be late because you are primping that beard.
I’m rewatching House from Season 4 on and I can’t wait for Cutthroat Bitch to die.
Dalton said something today about growing up to be like my uncle: doing computer work for the government and drinking beer and playing with Legos in his spare time. And he’s probably right. He’s already got signs of depression that he’s in denial about and inappropriate immaturity for his age. Eh, I remember when I was a kid I thought I wanted to marry someone like my uncle when I grew up so I guess that’s looking possible.
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