and I almost told her something that I’m not allowed to talk about. It reminded me of the time before my sister came out, when every so often my mom would say something and I would just want to blurt it out. But I mean I always bite my tongue, I’m not retarded.
I was in that religion class. everything we planned was worthless because it was inside, so we might as well not have planned anything. it was all shroeder’s idea
Yeah…well it was probably just as sensible as the video project we had to do. And lol, I thought it was Meyers’ idea.
When I graduated high school
I had a horrible migraine and spent most of the time throwing up in the Learning Center bathroom. I walked up to get my diploma but that’s about it. I don’t remember much about Baccalaureate except that my grandmother said it was a “lovely service” even though I’m pretty sure it was like any other mass and I don’t understand what my grandmother means when she says that. Also one of Mrs. Meyers’ classes had to plan Baccalaureate because they couldn’t do that stupid religious retreat project.
Wow, I kind of forgot about Mrs. Meyers. Lol, it’s pretty funny in retrospect how terrible/creepy she was and I mean…she was fired and excommunicated from the Catholic Church. That’s pretty fucking hilarious too.
That awkward moment
when you finish painting your nails and then immediately have to pee. Every fucking time…
Break-Up Lines
(via imgTumble)
Always reblog
Always.
(Source: dontgetcomfortable)
- Mini: What, you slipped, fell and molested a pre-teen girl?
- Alo: Don’t say that.
- Mini: I mean, congratulations, you’ve finally found someone with the same mental age as you. But seriously, Alo, what is wrong with you?
- Alo: You’re what’s wrong with me! I’m not just some lame Michael Cera. You can’t treat me like a bitch and expect me not to fall in love with you. It’s not fair, Mini.
