Everything that kills me makes me feel alive

"I like the things that I like but I love everything"

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No. You’re not a bad person. You’re a terrific person. You’re my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.
— Bill
Kill Bill pt.II (via thefirstruleis)

My battery’s dying. I didn’t anticipate this.

This apartment only has one bathroom. So there.

Tagged: I could totally go to beth'sbut the bathroom is where I live nowhave my mail forwarded

So I locked myself in the bathroom and I’m never coming out.

I spent years considering MW to be a stupid bitch, but now I have to consider the fact that she may well be a victim, which leaves me…horrified with my present situation. I’d rather go back to thinking she’s awful. I’d like to return this sudden revelation, please.

Seriously. Arthur Weasley, best Weasley.

Seriously. Arthur Weasley, best Weasley.


my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

I used to tell my mom this all the time and she was like “so you wanted me to put insane pressure on you and make you miserable?” Duh, mom. That’s good parenting 101.

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I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them

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